Nicole: "Look at that guy. He's a hard-A."
[guy looks at her]
Nicole: "Oh my gosh he heard me! He's gonna kill me with his glock!"
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Later on, at the dinner table...
Jackie: "Tupac faked his death. He's still alive."
Kristin/Michelle: "Hey, maybe Heath Ledger did too!"
Nicole: "Yea, Tupac is alive on some desert island with the black Michael Jackson."
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Brook Tarbet: "Your dog looks like Two-Face."
Me: "Ozzie IS Harvey Dent."
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