Quotes from home.

Nicole: "Look at that guy. He's a hard-A."
[guy looks at her]
Nicole: "Oh my gosh he heard me! He's gonna kill me with his glock!"
Later on, at the dinner table...

Jackie: "Tupac faked his death. He's still alive."
Kristin/Michelle: "Hey, maybe Heath Ledger did too!"
Nicole: "Yea, Tupac is alive on some desert island with the black Michael Jackson."

Brook Tarbet: "Your dog looks like Two-Face."
Me: "Ozzie IS Harvey Dent."


The Office season 5.

It is going to be epic. I watched the opener tonight (ONE HOUR SPECIAL OHHHH YEA), and it was amazing. Almost every line in it was quote-worthy. I don't want to spoil anyone (in case you didn't catch it), so I will only disclose my favorite line -

"I wrote you a goodbye poem, and the last word was seagull."

-Michael, to Pam right before she drives away. (He then tries to kiss her goodbye.)

Also - I was looking for still shots from tonights episode, and I couldn't find any. Instead, I found this EW cover, and I kind of love it.


Quote of the day.

"Therefore I befriend that elephant in the room, and am guaranteed safety from flying pee, poo, and feet. Not to mention derrieres. Homies don't crush each other with their giant butts."

- Kristin


I think I like Fall Out Boy more than I liked Hanson.

No joke. And for those of you who knew me between the ages of 13 and 16, that is a bold declaration. I don't have their posters lining all my walls, (YET), but I am seriously considering it. (Late apologies to Kristin for having Hanson all over my walls when we were sharing a room in Jr High....)

FOB's new single is out, and their album drops 2 days before my birthday! I am in heaven.

Oh. And Patrick Stump is a dreamboat. Kthxbai!