Dear elderly customer ...

Your extravagantly bedazzled, feathered & sequined (I am not exaggerating) sweater would have made my day today all on its own, because it was that awesome. But, when you put your items on the counter to get rung up, and told me that you'd probably be returning them soon anyways because you were sure your 10-year-old grandson was not going to like them because he "is such a pain in the a--," you DEFINITELY made my day.



You rock.