Mosquito bites.

I was running a little late for work today, and I didn't have time to put on any makeup at all. When I got to my class, one of my new students crawled over to where I was sitting. He put his face really close to my nose, and asked, "How did you get all those mosquito bites on your face?"

Me: "uhhh....they're... uhh.... class, who can find the color blue?!" (or something distracting of the sort)


iMaLLheaRt said...

oh little kids...just wait till you get your own mosquito bites!

Kristin May said...

That's like when the kid i peer tutored drew a portrait of me. And put little tiny circles all over my face hahahahaha.

William&Megan said...

LOL! I am so excited to hear these hilarious quotes again from your kiddies :)