Crass, crass inspiration

Hello fwends.
Finals week is here, so no real blogging. However, This post from one of my new most favorite bloggers ever made me laugh, and think, and remember. Please note - I would rate the language 'mature,' or 'cuss-tastic,' so you have been warned.

My favorite snippet:


"If they ask me to hold hands and say the serenity prayer, I will drive this crayola through my brain."

Arry Pottah!

It was amazing. I just.... I just can't describe it.


Ok, actually, maybe I will try to, but later.

K Thanks!

Insight from my Children's Lit class

"Generally when speaking with adolescents, if you state that Mary is pretty and Jane is smart, all they will hear is that Mary is stupid and Jane is ugly."

Ha haaaaa.

Dearest Co-Worker,

You made me feel so smugly wise for bringing earplugs for my non-headsetted ear this week.

I am not sure why you thought it was appropriate to sing "Everybody wants to be a cat" from 'The Aristocats' at the top of your shaky singing voice over and OVER at work, especially when you work at a call center, where people generally like to understand what their customers are saying over the phone.

Anywho, good luck with your singing career.

Sincerely,
Tami

Dear 'Hostess 100-Calorie Packs'....

You rock my world. I cannot believe you are only 100 delicious calories.

Sincerely,
Tami

Street-Wise Roller Skating Babies.

I know I haven't posted a real blog in a long time. Homework has been crazy.

This isn't a real blog, but it will make you happy. The End.

Oh my asdlfkajsdlfahd;iasdfhdajfhalksdf (geek seizure)

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON trailer in HD


Things I laughed at...lovingly:
1) How the Jacob-werewolf is a CARTOON. I'm hoping that is just a rough draft of the CGI wolves.BLA.
2) Jasper's hair. I didn't think it could have gotten worse. It has.
3) Laurent's theatrical "I'm gonna suck youah blooood" hand gesture. Yea.

Things I LOVED-
1) How perfect the makeup and contacts are this time around.
2) How they somehow transported every visual detail directly from my imagination into the scenery. In Twilight, I kept getting distracted by how different everything looked than how I had imagined it; I think New Moon is going to blow my mind, detail-wise.
3) When he leaves her. SOBBBBB.
4) How freakin' scary Laurent looks!
5) The transformation!!
6) Cinematic value. It just looks so much cooler! Probably the result of a higher budget.


Excuse me while I go make a black, white, and red paper chain to help me count down the days till November.

Fun times at work...

(this was during a phone survey, and we had to get the location of the caller.)

ME: "Okay, and what county do you live in?"

CALLER: "Um, its... uh... I...."

ME: "Is it H------------- County, or some other county?"

CALLER: "I ... Just... (whispering) I have no idea."

*hangs up*